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yywb  发表于:2009-04-28 19:24 本文X度为:0  回复数:3  浏览数:1086
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File:Cox'sbazar beach 1.jpg
Cox's Bazar in Bangladesh beach regarded as world's longest natural beach.

[英文也搞笑]→4.28艰难的生活|It's a rough life 


There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

The End|2009-4-28

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yywb  发表于: 2009-04-28 19:45   引用 删除 修改 (1楼)

4.28编后。手记@生词表

hehehe,老太太的最后一段话真是真理啊。来看生词表~

jog   [dʒɔg]  n. 轻推,轻撞,漫步 v. 轻推,蹒跚行进,慢跑
suntanned   ['sʌntænd]  adj. 给太阳晒黑的
penis   ['pi:nis] n. 阳物,阴茎
stroll   [strəul] n. 闲逛,漫步 v. 闲逛,漫步
cane   [kein]  n. 手杖,细长的茎,藤条 v. 以杖击,以藤编制的
squat   [skwɔt]   n. 蹲adj. 蹲著的,矮胖胖的v. 蹲下,坐

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板凳

yywb  发表于: 2009-05-07 18:15   引用 删除 修改 (3楼)
下面是引用圆圆于2009-5-7 9:50:05发表的:

板凳

呵呵,下回来抢沙发啊。奖你个大美女~

Actress Zhang Jingchu

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